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pipe resin lol
only smoke joints kek

my charger’s stopped working wtf am i gonna do all the time now

p sure i just lost a follower bc of “kill all cops”

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Lying is the best and often also the most ethical way to get a job.
For $150, this guy bought a fake résumé & callable references in an industry he’s never worked in. And got hired:

For a small fee, CareerExcuse.com promises to not only craft an elaborate lie based on your exact job specifications but to see it through for as long as necessary. The site will provide a live HR operator and staged supervisor, along with building and hosting a virtual company website—complete with a local phone number and toll-free fax. CareerExcuse will even go so far as to make the fake business show up on Google Maps.

William Schmidt started the site in 2009, after being let go from his job in a round of layoffs during the lowest depths of the recession.

“While we were all unemployed, a couple of my former coworkers asked me to act as their reference for job interviews,” Schmidt recalled. “I did it for free for my friends, but then I realized that this is some there’s a pretty big demand for. It was something I could take to the public.”

He was right. Within the first 24 hours of launching the CareerExcuse site, Schmidt had already received multiple order for his services. He’s quick to brush off ethical concerns, citing horror stories from his clients about being mistreated by their former employers (and thus being unable to acquire a reference) and noting that it becomes more difficult to land a job the longer someone’s been unemployed.

Employment is a racket. So is college.

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May May (x)

I’m not even mad about this and no one should be. Sometimes all you really need to get a job is that one little lie that no one ever has to know about.

(via jean-luc-gohard)

dope

(Source: fatsexybitch, via student-for-an-anarchist-society)


biishiki:

Are iphones automatically designed to malfunction after 2 years? My phone is 2.5 years old and doesn’t work 50% of the time…please send the Nokia goddess to help me out

i’ve heard several people wonder this and tbh they probably are

telescopics:

i think we need to talk less about whether or not it’s “entitled” for ppl to feel they deserve welfare payments n talk more about why there’s such a pervasive cultural ideal that its wrong to believe you have a right to basic necessities like food nd housing

(via oh-comrade)

feels = ESP, pay attention 2 yr feels

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

(via ragemovement)

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